Normality packed up and shipped out to be replaced with a lot of dust, irrationality and more dust.
Turns out kale 'crisps' are actually surprisingly good. The best part - my husband hates them, so I ate them all!
Too fat to not do anything about this, too cheap to buy new trousers... An attempt to redress the butter : salad ratio
My massively over-structured, brightly coloured boob-hammocks are to be consigned to the back of the knicker drawer for the rest of days.