Posted on February 12, 2019
We’ve all got that item in the fridge for emergencies. It’s the item that pretty much never goes off.
Posted on January 19, 2019
I’m back! As if it wasn’t hugely obvious, I’d kind of given up on the blog. I’ve written about six different introductions to this which is the first post in many many many months, all of which sound about as heartfelt as a politician’s answers on Question Time. So, I’ll just furnish you with the […]
Posted on July 14, 2018
Normality packed up and shipped out to be replaced with a lot of dust, irrationality and more dust.
Posted on November 5, 2017
Too fat to not do anything about this, too cheap to buy new trousers… An attempt to redress the butter : salad ratio
Posted on July 23, 2017
My massively over-structured, brightly coloured boob-hammocks are to be consigned to the back of the knicker drawer for the rest of days.
Posted on July 14, 2017
Blogging anonymously is the equivalent of writing a letter and posting it in a blank envelope.